Hail to Sworto!





SWORTOLAND






Our agents have recently unearthed rare historical documents from Swortoland. The government of New Swortoland issued this statement:

"The mysterious and most sacred "Shroud of Sworto", last seen floating in the old urine trough at the Great Temple of the Kip's Regulars, this artifact represents a historical reification of the dialectical materialism that functions at the heart of the New Swortoland experience. In other words, its BIG! Lost these many years, the discovery here today of this document (if it is in fact legitimate) represents a reunification of the disparate elements of past and present experience; it redefines History in a whole new way and gives credence to long ago myths that to date have been only whispers in the back halls of power.


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